Compdude's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rejected Kartoon: 1963]

Pure crap.

Wow, that was really tasteless. And it wasn't even well-done at all. Animation, sound, and violence are all very poorly done. You wouldn't even know it was mocking the JFK assasination if you didn't try and decipher the poorly-done dialouge. I'm more offended at the poor quality of the cartoon that its subject matter - and that's saying a lot.

StvC responds:

Holy Shite! I get the fucking point you dumb hick!
I guess in WI you have to repeat yourself to get your idea across.
I SAID to Get you IDEA To The Other Person, in which you are Speaking to.
'Cuz you what to tell that person something.
Thanx for watching!

["The Apes' City"]

Open to speculation

It's a bit confusing, but overall, it's well done. The animation is good, and the music just perfectly fits the mood.
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I think the message is a bit open-ended, but what I get out of it is that society tends to sterilze the charitable giving process, and tends to leave the actual destitute humanity out of the loop. At least that's what I believe the author is trying to say.
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But hey, I've always been of the belief that "change comes from within." If you're a bum living in the slums, maybe you should try a hand up rather than a hand out. But that's just me.

[Mazda vs. Gizi - The Duel]

You want reviews?

Okay, this sucks. No one likes a lame, poorly-done 10-second clip about some obscure girl that you don't like. Maybe if you tried being more sociable and accepting you wouldn't have this problem.

DivergentSanity responds:

You really don't know her!!! She's so......ddaaaammmmnnn...she sucks bigtime :s

[The Convention]

A bit too lame.

Meh. It's kinda cornball and stupid, with an "old-grandma" type of humor that you find in lame greeting card e-mails. But it's short and to the point, and it's got nice animation, and it's somewhat inventive, so it's a fairly decent job.

[a goldiclock orange]

Twisted work.

Very, very dark and twisted. But then again, you ARE the creator of Goldilocks, aren't you? It's nice to see a member of the clock crew meet such a dark and Kubrick-ish demise. You must have done a good job - you made my stomach twist a bit - even for peeling an orange. Well done - we look forward to more of your dark and evil work.

[Darth Sings]

THAT was scary.

You bastard. Do not ever scare me like that again, or I will find out where you live, hunt you down, and turn you into bantha fodder.
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Decent movie.

darthnebula responds:

ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz.....Whu...ah..uh...What..scary ? what ? Im trying to sleep...whats scary ?

[I Like Chinese]

Not that great.

I think the song is very catchy and clever, but seeing as how the only original work here is the graphics, I don't think it's much to shout over. It's rather bland, long, and repetitive. Nothing horrible, just a bit boring.