Compdude's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The pool]

This movie PISSES me off...

...in a good sort of way. Yeah, it's rather plain-looking and somewhat stupid. I hate sticks, and the sound was grating. But it was rather funny, especially with the rising pee level, the deaths, and the final toilet bit. Pure potty humor (ha), but it's actually good for a kick. Probably the best pee joke I've ever seen on Newgrounds, at least. Mothing spectacular, but still mildly funny. Made me have to pee.

[A Day in My Life]

Nice and plain.

A welcome change of pace from the standard Newgrounds fare. Incredibly plain, but wonderful in its plainness.

[Purple Monk Saves The Day]

$40, please.

So... if I vote 5... and I'm NOT in the United States, does that mean I get my $40? Pay up! Anyhow, not bad, not bad, especially for a first submission. Only you commited my pet peeve: talking too close to the mike and causing breath distortion! Other than that, not bad, not bad! I want my $40 now.

[The Stank Show]

Cat torture! Excellent.

Cruel! And funny! Any movie that involves cat torture has started out on the right foot. ^_^ Cute cat... pity no REAL cats were hurt... And you're right, it's better than the standard stick man fare. Not bad at all man! A bit long on the car-ride bit(showing off, are we?). And try not to talk so close into the mike... I really hate how much breath interference gets into so many flash cartoons. But overall, a decent job! Definetly good stuff!

[creepy illusions vol.1]

I waited till 12 n turned off the lights for this?

How was that scary? Or even worthwhile? Dude, it wasn't scary. Some pale-faced dude waving at me? I stared at the face and all... Umm... nothing yet... DUH. This is dumb.

[counter strike(brazil)]

Another "masterpiece" by our Brazilian Friend.

Ironically, this is actually better than that other DAMN movie this talentless hack has made about the BS boys. IF he even made this at all (which I doubt). Anyway, it gets a zero (and an x) because it sucks, and because the other movie he made sucked even worse. I don't know why I write these reviews. Maybe i just hate the crap that people put on here, and I feel compelled to yell at them. Sure makes a great time waster though, seeing how much CRAP there can be on here. Good thing the decent movies make it all worth-while. Oh, and die again.

[The Original Song]

You talentless ASS.

You suck, man. There are exactly three things wrong with you (that we know of). One, this is a total rip. Far from the "original song", you just copied this off Napster or some website and leeched off it. Two, you made a shitty, SHITTY flash over the song. Hell, it's not even flash, it's just text. Woo hoo. And third, you can't even spell worth a damn! Not only do you spell words WRONG, you don't even spell the right words at all! "Suit Play" and "Peakin on meeee"? Obviously, basic cooking reipies and dog breeds escape your vacant mind. Talentless, abrasive crap. Die.

[Zelda: Episode I]

Yuck.

Not even mildly amusing. Sorry, but your movies are crap. Half-baked, five-second parodies of video games aren't any fun to look at.

[Altered Beast VGDC/RAZOR]

Dude, it's just not funny.

Not even mildly amusing. Sorry, but your movies are crap. Half-baked, five-second parodies of video games aren't any fun to look at.

[is nuclear energy ...]

Hippie.

Yeah, this sort of shit happens all the time to nuclear reactors. You've obviously done your homework. Good thing natural resources are unlimited, or we'd have to resort to this HAZARDOUS and INEFFICIENT form of energy. Uh oh...sarcasm...meter...going.. .off...scale!!!