Compdude's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[DFL: Short Order - Sushi]

Haste makes waste.

More hilarious, well-drawn, well-scripted fun with Taco the Octopus, but I really thought it was WAY too short to be very enjoyable. Considering your other two entreis are at leat five minutes in length, this 20-second vignette rushes too quickly, and is over so fast you wonder if you just got mugged or something. A second viewing confirmed the movie's extreme shortness. So, good stuff, but if you're gonna make something, give it some length!

[Mario Ball Z *fix*]

Creative idea!!

Cute idea! I'm a big DBZ fan, and a big Mario fan, so this was a real treat. Very creative idea, I doubt anyone's thought of this before. Kudos for the transformation to "Super Mario" - I guess that even makes sense! Anyhow, good idea, but the movie itself's a bit crappy graphic-wise. Still, nice job! How creative!

[Worst Case Scenarios]

It slices, it dices.

For people like me who have ninja problems all the time, this can be a serious life-saver. But in all seriousness, this is a high quality movie. The scenarios are funny, the voices and animaion are clever, and the solutions are equally amusing. The only things I didn't like were the graphics, which looked a bit off, and the main victim guy. He just looked like a bad Burt Reynolds to me, and it was irritating. But beyond that, nice job! Original topic, execution, and style. Neato.

[kegel & keanu, j.lo, ally]

More wonderful Celebrity-bashing

Another Triumph! I tendeo like the Enrique Iglesias episode a bit better, but I also liked how this episode mercilessly picked upon those three annoying "actors". d tFour particualar highlights: Ally's chicken-peck-hen clucking (-brutal!) , JLo's.. ahem... "camel toe", the perfect emulation of Keanu's "whoa" type voice, and my personal fav: the obvious parody of the Challenger explosion, complete with ballooning explosion, arcing horns, that loopy curve on top and capsule falling to Earth. Excellent attention to detail and comedy. Only one question: what kind of dog IS Kegel? Odd looking thing, ain't he? ^_^

[Ghandi 2 FIXED!!!]

Unoriginal creation.

Dude, all you did was take a sound file off Napster/UHF and put it on a slide show presentation with black-holes for mouth movement. Yeah, the sound's funny, but it's not your creation, and what IS isn't all that impressive. Sorry, but better luck next time :)

HackerZC responds:

You know what, I;m sick of hearing all this shit about "all you did" "all you did"! Enough of it already! If you dont like it then you go out there and do it your damn self. Oh and I just watched your ONLY MOVIE, and it sucked too.

[No Ass Scratching (Final)]

I liked it!

Maybe not the best crap on the portal, but this is all right! First off, for stick figures, the animation and quality is pretty good. Secondly, the violence is well done, and third, it's funny! I mean, you got ass-scratching, scat-throwing, various ass-object beatings, and the spine-pulling, which was was both unexpected and hiarious. The opening was a bit overblown, and it IS sticks, but overall, not bad. Not bad at all!

[The pool]

This movie PISSES me off...

...in a good sort of way. Yeah, it's rather plain-looking and somewhat stupid. I hate sticks, and the sound was grating. But it was rather funny, especially with the rising pee level, the deaths, and the final toilet bit. Pure potty humor (ha), but it's actually good for a kick. Probably the best pee joke I've ever seen on Newgrounds, at least. Mothing spectacular, but still mildly funny. Made me have to pee.